Unfazed by data, scientific research, or common sense, the maskaholics are back.
In response to an uptick in Covid cases, they’ve begun reinstating mask mandates.
Never mind that at least 97% of Americans have COVID antibodies. Or that pre-pandemic expert advice against masks proved right.
Or that studies show that masks- unlike the harmless scarecrows Cambodian villagers erected to ward off the bug- led to numerous breathing-related medical issues, as well as learning loss.
No drug with all these potential side effects would ever be recommended, yet the CDC still recommends masking in certain places.
The next time someone urges you to put on a mask, tell them you’re already protected by your magic scarecrow.
